The Top 4 Laziest Inventions

When Technology and old school inventions collide, that is when Lazy rears it’s head into the mix. So with out any more waiting, I am proud to show you the top four(as of right now) lazy inventions.
So when it’s a nice sunny day outside, everyone loves to chillax with a nice icy treat, but not everyone can take the heavy workload of twirling the ice cream cone themselves, that is where the motorized ice cream cone come into play…the only thing with this one though is you are gonna have to wash it when you are done, thus making more work :/
What experets say: Very cool kitchen gadget. Load the removable dish with ice cream, push the button and the ice cream turns while you enjoy one of the world’s most popular treats. No more licking around the edges of a drippy cone. Fun for all ages. Removable dish is dishwasher safe.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ll be damned if my hand doesn’t just about fall off while eating out at my favorite Italian restaurant, so for people who just can’t deal with all the massive twirling that goes into eating pasta, there is the twirling spaghetti fork.
What Experts Say: Twirling is a better way to eat spaghetti and the motorized fork automatically winds up the pasta on the end of the fork! Now there’s less mess, more satisfying bites and 100% twirling fun. Battery operated. Dishwasher safe metal prong end.

Remember all the times in the 80’s when you had a date over and the sexy way to turn out the lights was by clapping? Well I don’t because I could never get a date, but for all those who had it “going on” this will let you relive those times without all the sore hands from clapping all the time
What Experts Say: Clapper Plus isn’t brain surgery but it is a bit like a brain transplant for any two appliances. The Clapper Plus combines the same Clapper sound sensory technology with a handy remote control to give you ultimate control over your appliances!

The last one is by far the worst, as a young child and even now, I loved sloping in a huge amount of chocolate dust in my milk and stirring the crap out of it till it was ddddddelicious and cookie dipping worthy, but I guess that and our inner child will be taken away with the auto choco milk stirrer, know as the childhood destroyer Moo Mixer.
What Experts Say: The NEW 16 oz. Moo Mixer Supreme features an easy to use trigger button, fun to hold handle and large detachable clear tumbler. Battery operated (two AAs, not included), dishwasher safe clear tumbler and the totally cool mixing action that makes a whirling vortex of power to thoroughly dissolve chocolate powder mixes or syrups!

So what did we learn today?
1. We are lazy
2. We love lazy things
3. We like to be lazy with food products mostly
4. We love chocolate milk

Please do note, I found the inventions in a video jugg video, but all the writing is mine. :)

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