Dollar Menunaires! This is the age of cheap bastards!

I must have been asleep at the wheel, because when did being a cheap ass bastard become so cool again? McDonald’s is leading this trend like a general in battle, and is downright unapologetic about it. Just take a look at their latest ad. It states “If your shampoo is a collection of hotel minis or you own inflatable furniture, you might be a Dollar Menunaire.” True, but it also may mean that you are staying home greasing your palms on Saturday night. Given that “thrifty” is the trendy thing, I came up with my own list of ways to push it to a whole new level.

How to tell if you are a Dollar Menunaire:

If you flipped your underwear inside out twice, before you decide to do laundry.

If your shampoo is a collection of hotel minis, and your towels are embroidered with Motel 6, and your Bible says Property of Comfort Inn.

If you wash and reuse plastic utensils. My uncle does this. Really.

If you break open a pack of Juicy Fruit, just so you can give five treats out to five different kids on Halloween. My neighbor does this. Really.

If you refuse to call your wife back before 9pm on your cellphone to avoid extra charges, even if she’s about to deliver a baby. My friend did this. Really.

If the watch you own says Rolax, and the shoes you wear says Reebak, and the tattoo Cheap Charlie gave you says “I love moma”.

I will say this, McDonald’s new website for the Dollar Menunaire is pretty darn hilarious. Had I been drinking a 32 oz of coke, it would have surely come out my nose, from laughing so far.

This interesting little piece came from Pop Rox and in no way was made by me, that is why it is under the stolen category :P

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Cabela’s Big Game Hunter + Pokemon =

I found this on Double Viking today and thought I would post it, I loves me some Pokemons :P
The rest is purely taken from their site

Pitch:

Pokemon has been milked for almost all it’s worth…but what would happen if, instead of catching all the Pokemon, you could hunt them? Cabela’s teamed up with Nintendo to bring us the edition we’ve all been waiting for! Lie in wait in the high underbrush for just the right moment, waiting for that prize Charmander to poke its head up…you’ve got him in your sights! Blast him!! But now you’ve scared a herd of Pikachus…Pikachues? Pikachi?? Who cares! Blast them too! Try not to kill the trainers who are still trying to catch the Pokemon or else you’ll lose points. Use the Wii Zapper peripheral to simulate a big game hunting feel, but don’t forget to reload! Satisfy your bloodlust with Cabela’s Big Game Hunter: Pokemon Edition!

Final Judgment:

This could actually be a lot of fun for the Pokemon haters of the world, but would garner all sorts of hate mail and pressure from parents who didn’t read the box and have their 6 year old in tears because they just blew Squirtle’s head clean off. Probably would be most fun played while under the influence, and would be most popular with college students and people who’d play a Cabela Big Game Hunter game. “Pikaaa-“ BLAM!!

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