
If you swallowed gum, it would stay in your stomach FOREVER.

If you swallowed gum and burped right after, you could be sure to burp billions of bubbles.

No matter what time of the day it was, or where I was, if there was a bed, there were sure to be awful creatures with creepy hands coming out from under the bed and grabbing my ankles, pulling me to a gruesome death.

I went out of my way to avoid swallowing the seeds in apples because I thought they’d sprout and try to grow a tree inside my stomach.

That if I wore a jacket over a shirt, and 3 more shirts underneath that, the clothes would act as padding and make me punch-proof. POW.

That if you set foot into the swimming pool within 30 minutes of eating, you WOULD become doubled over in pain with stomach cramps and drown. 31 minutes, you’re good to go.
I used to believe that if you flushed the toilet, and then used the sink to get a glass of water that you would get a glass full of toilet water.

If I could only climb to a tall enough building and jump off wielding a super awesome umbrella I would be guaranteed miles of umbrella flight. Kirby did it…
I used to believe that if I ran fast enough, and spread my wings like a birdy, I could fly like an airplane.
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