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Other things your grandkids probably won’t understand:

• Camera negatives (“You couldn’t just save your pictures?”)

• Screen savers (“What’s the point of having your screen turn into a cartoon when you leave it alone for five minutes?”)

• Tupperware and Tupperware parties (“Why would you have a party for something like that? You can get five Ziploc containers for a dollar at the supermarket”)

• Videogame arcades (“Why would anyone come to a place to play videogames when they can just do it at home?”)

• Porno mags (“It must’ve been weird to have to buy porn instead of just getting it on the internet”)

• Video rental stores (“You actually had to drive to a store to rent a movie? What would you do when you were done with it? Drive back?”)

• Libraries (Now that’s kinda’ scary, isn’t it?)

• That America actually wouldn’t let gay people get married (maybe great-grandkids, but it’ll happen)